Who are these fuckers?
Encyclopaedically pop-brained nerds on the jog wheels of plastic has been thrown at them, and they have caught that one open-mouthed.
Current residency: Belfast Pride mega-mainstay Taboo, usually in the legendary Telegraph Building enormohouse, and now hitting other major population centres in Ireland too.
Going back a little: a record breaking residency at Queens University with Good Friday. Throwing or rocking up at nights that come and go as they damn well please - Line Up, Arcadia, Valid Pop, Lino, Project Mayhem, Diode. Playing Homelands, Creamfields...
and sweet holy Judas, remember Planet Love?
Artists as tastelessly diverse as Grandmaster Flash, Electric Six, Bloc Party, Therapy?, Saint Etienne and even synth-GOAT Howard Jones - all grateful for the lift of a Judas DJs support fluffering. One megastar dared question their aura and within months was cancelled; coincidence? They decide.
Their mashups only go out in their own sets, except when Gaydio etc. are in on it for airplay.
As easy-going nuking a couple of thousand at Taboo as eyeballing the front row of a best kept secret: Fellow humans, I lend you Judas DJs.
We are all beautiful in the right lighting.
Put on your heels, then take them off.
Acknowledge that "I Feel Love" is holy.
You have the first half hour to decide the course of the rest of night.
Some bloke in a microwave, forever turning, 2026.